Those AMG's and BMW's have some pretty wicked traction control systems, I know for sure the bimmer's gets down with launch control software from the F1 team, so just about any joe blow is going to get close to those times.
Keep in mind C&D and such use correction factors (altitude, humidity) when they print test numbers so I wouldn't be a bit suprised if it actually runs mid to high 12's stock.
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