Guy with the ECU dosent have an RS to test it in. Plus he wants like $80 bucks for it. Negative on that one. I'll keep looking. Checked the Throttle Position Sensor as instructed by said guy, seems intact (its one piece anyway) but I still cant pull codes from the assembly line diagnostic link plug...which would have told me if it was broken in the first place...

Buy this car, trade me something, or I'll fix it, whatever comes first.

You find an ECU...