First off, it gets you HIGHSCHOOL girls like crazy. Yes, I know you can cruise the Sophmore and Junior classes with your v6 Firechicken ad have girls commenting on how nice of a car you have....I used to do it to. Pull up to a club one day (hiding the fact that you must be like 16 somehow) and pit that thing against a BMW, Porsche, Vette, or even a Trans Am (REAL pussy getters) and see what happens.

And I would call your car slow. Like a turtle inching alongside another turtle fighting for first pick of the lettuce. You run 15.7 at the LOWEST, probably higher. A stock Celica GTS runs like 15.2. You do the math. I think you need to get rid of that thing and buy a Honda Civic with a fart can and intake so you can tell people how much HP they add. I don't want you disgracing the GM name anymore.