i can see it now...

"Breaking News at 11"














"Hi, and welcome to our 11 o'clock news, the story we mentioned as breaking news in the 1 o'clock hour was that the highly anticipated Gumball style race stemming from Florida to Washington state has abruptly ended in Colorado, apparently, the partakers of the event didn't anticipate the cold weather conditions and essentially made it a race back to Daytona Beach. Just mother natures way of keeping the fuckers away from us. Back to you Oscar."

"Thank you Melissa, by the way, nice tits."