you know what i'm going to do?
i'm going to get a 1967 cadillac eldorado convertible, hot pink, with whale skin hub caps, and all leather cow interior, and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah!

and you know what else i'm going to do, i'll drive around in that baby at 110 mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down mc donalds quarter pounder cheese burgers in the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers when i'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, i'll wipe my mouth with the american flag, and there aint a god damn thing anyone can do about it. you know why?

cuz we got the bombs, thats why. two words, nuclear-fucking-weapons,OK.
russia, germany, romania, they can have all the democracy they want, they can have a big democracy cake walk right through the middle of tiananmen square, and it won't make a lick of difference cuz we got the bombs.

John wayne's not dead, he's frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer, were thaw out the duke and he's going to be pretty pissed off, you know why? you ever taken a cold shower, well multipy that by fifteen million times, thats how pissed off the duke is going to be, i'm going to get the duke and john cassavetes, lee marvin, sam peckenpaw, a case of whiskey, and ride down to texas.