CronicBurn posted this in the FFA forum and I just had to throw a copy of it in here in the event some of you do not go in the FFA forum much.



Twas the night before christmas and caught at the light
was a 2003 Cobra and no cops in sight
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor
To beat this damned Cobra even with it's big power
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke
The Cobra erupts in clouds of white tire smoke
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Bitzen
These are the names of my 4 VTEC pistons
Racing ahead Im the star of the action
but I know Im in trouble when that Cobra get's traction
Grabbing second I hear RPMS sing
My mirror is block by my shopping cart wing
I here the roar of that bug monster gaining
All I can do is keep that four banger straining
in a second the shockwave hits with a blast
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past
Don't bother with third cuz now it's too late
Just try to act cool like you can relate
Lookin up at the tail-lights as they get smaller
The driver backs off just to give me a hollar
"You can't win them all" He says in a fling
"You may not win any, in that silly thing!"
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh
And did my trademark high-speed ricer fly-by.


Does anyone have anymore like this