First of all, there's no point in going to any other fast food place. Checkers has the best chicken sandwishes you'll ever have for 99 cents. 1.49 if you want the greatest spicy chicken sandwich ever invented. EVERY TIME I get one, I drive home, and 10 minutes later, my food is still burning hot.

Say I want some fries, all I have to do is politely ask for the greatest fries on the planet, because that's the only kind they even know how to fucking MAKE. For under $5, I can have enough food to feed me for a day, and I'll love the piss out of it.

Ok, let's say you're some mormon or something and don't like delicious food. It's a sin or something. Some Chick-Fil-As also have a RHD drive-through when you're in the mood for some place that somehow hasn't been put out of business for putting pickles on a fucking chicken sandwish and acting like they know what time it is when they close at 10:00 on Saturday night and don't open again until Monday morning.

Back on topic...how busy in thie Hills Sonic on Wednesdays? I met a guy with a stupid clean Miata today that said I should drop by Wednesday nights.