it needs to be:
biggest wing
most strobes
most trunk rattle with bass system
loudest exhaust
most graphics
best use of altezzas
best automatic shifting that sounds like a manual transmission
lowest car on cut springs
most creatively made body kit (like Scorpion in pinellas with one made from fiberglass and wood)
and dont forget...best waste of a great car
if those awards were given out id go! I nominate that yellow accord with the angry attack wing and the yellow construction strobes.