I'm right here mang. I was in a coma for 2 days, ICU for a week, and just got home from the inpatient therapy center on Thursday. You're right about the pre-cops-esque lives, haha. Precincts that require college-level educations are few and far between.....basically higher-level based forces like large sheriff offices, troopers and the like. Though, if you run into Cleatus from the local police force in the backwoods, it's most likely ticket-time.

Still though.....FTP!!!