MAN!!! I've just read through all this and all I can say still is...FTP!!!

Thanks Matt for getting as pissed off as I would have if the cop was talking to me. Luckily the cop wasn't enough of a dick to actually come to the hospital and try to get my lifeless limbs to scribble on his citation pad. But still....FTP!!! I've goofed off enough both on bikes but way more in cars, just as I'm sure many of you have, to run into good and bad cops. Still though, at the end of the day, the majority of cops suck horribly and most cop-positions are more than capable of attaining without much intelligence.