First off, I wanna hear the unabridged version of this.lol No, seriously.
Second, if God did not want us to drift, he wouldn't have created FR cars (I'm sure in my heart that God personally designed the S13, but not the S14) nor would he have created the church parking lot. If you believe in God, then you believe in the devil, and he is the one responsible for rotary engines and Fran Drescher. I'm sure of it, because God would not create something that loud, obnoxious and high maintenance.