1. when nice car rides my ass, i throw my lit cigarette over my car so it hits them on the hood or even better on the windshield. they back off quick, truxst me.

2. when pos rides my ass, (i have fucked up wireing in my car) i hit rear defroster which turns my brake lights on even if i never tuch the break itself.

3. if ANYONE (under 5500lb) puls out in front of me almost causing an accident. i nicely go around them, get in front of them, give fair distance between cars, and i pretty much lock up my breaks. its great watching them go into a ditch.

---im a crazy driver, i get road rage from hell---