Fuck Motorcyclists, they're all assholes that should be hit like a bowling ball going down a lane!!!
Also, about the parking - I have parked on a couple side walks, because when you park in a parking spot - and two SUVs park on either side of you - your bike is about to get hit - if I'm going to be less then 5 to 10 minutes, compare it to the as$heads that put on their hazards infront of the ATM at publix. : )