i dont give a fuck what kind of gas mileage you get or how many miles they take,its still a god damn ford festiva.
listen to the name;Festiva,that kind of says it all,boss.
ps.the people you know that drive the cars with250k miles probably arent the most affluent mothers are they?
maybe some day god will bless you with a festiva but until then youre just going to have to settle gawking at the posters of them you hang on your wall.






FESTIVA!