Dear potential bandwagoner,

We appreciate your intrest in the 240sx, but we must warn you. These cars are slow, unrelable, and look like crap. Perhaps you should look into other cars. There appears to be alot of hype surrounding these cars, and we would not want you to be misled into thinking they are cool...they are not. the best advice we can give is to go and watch "the movie" to find something much cooler and faster.

Sincerely,
The drivers of the bandwagon.