You get 25 MPG because you're racing away from every light thinking you're Speed Racer in your 140 HP glory. And you're 'racing' vehicles that are probably just going at half throttle trying to get away from the asshole blowing out his speakers trying to look like a hardass at the instersection.
Your parents probably thought a deathly slow, 4dr economy car would be enough to kep you out of trouble. I guess your parents should have bought you a fucking moped.

...Oh yeah, and me and everyone else on TR is stupid, BTW. Thanks for your enlightenment! Go ahead and add me to your "kill list!"