thought these were kinda funny, saw it on a myspace bulletin tonight and just had to post it!

ahh yes, 10 reasons to hump a drifter:

..1 Drifters do it sidewayz

..2 Drifters slide around EVERY curve with precision and control

..3 Drifters know how to work every angle

..4 Yes drifters know how to work their tools

..5 Drifters know how to BANG gears

..6 Drifters know how to work their stick

..7 Drifters know how to swing thier weight

..8 Drifters always practice to become better

..9 The harder they push it the better they are

..10 And yes, drifters always wear a helmet!