Damn, sorry about your whole dilemma.

Obviously, this guy isn't even worth your time, but reading that story makes me want to meet this guy and kick his fucking teeth in and pounding him, until he shits his fat bags through his ass.

I'm assuming that you at least got the "stuff" back, that he originally stole from the car, right?

If you see "Jose" again, or better yet, his car, I'd put a nice hurting on it. Key it up, kick the mirrors off, stomp on his fart cannon, and piss on it for good measure. Bonus points for pissing on the interior, if the windows are down.