things you need to read before you turn the key(i'll add more if i think of any, feel free to make you own suggestions)

1.dont get a bike if you think you will look cool on it
2.dont get a bike if you think your invincable(spelling?)
3.be prepared to crash its going to happen
4.wear a gear it will save you life (most likley)
5.if you cant multi task dont get a bike
6.riding a motorcycle is work your going to get tired and sore
7.ride within your limits
8.there is nothing wrong with going the speed limit(or 5 over)
9.GET YOUR FREAKIN ENDORSEMENT(its not that hard, and you will learn somthing that will save your life)
10. get a bike that you are comfortable with/on
11.hiting cars hurts so dont follow too close.
12. cops are going to fuck with you!
13.make sure passengers have proper gear on too
14. dont drive like an asshole with a passenger(your responsible for their life)
15.riding with out a helmet on is the DUMBEST THING IN THE WORLD (especially when its hooked to your bike)
16. NEVER DRINK AND RIDE(i will pick you and you bike up and drive you home if needed, cause i hate rider down threads especially when it can be avoided)
17.you only get one life DONT FUCK IT UP
18.Road rash is not cool
19.patterson rd is not a race track
20.RIDE SAFE USE GOOD JUDGEMENT