the other day on my way to school some fag in an auto probe with purple neons and gay rims and a fart can revved at me at the light by my school, and did the typical ricer flyby, and slowed down and was like "i run these streets, better take that heap back to the junkyard."

so i flicked my cigarette into his open window. i swear i'm gonna get arrested one of these days but it'll be worth it.