1. Just because you have a body kit and exhaust, doesnt make you fucking speed fucking racer...
2. No, nitrous only doesnt make you a 10 second street car...
3. Most of them are hardasses behind a keyboard, and they have the fastest car in the world, but in person, something is always broken..
4. NO, FAST AND THE FURIOUS DOES NOT ACURATLEY DEPICT REAL STREET RACING, AS MUCH AS YOU WANT IT TO, IT NEVER WILL!!!
5.They always race when ever its the worst time, like last week at the G-spot two honda hatches went across the bridge with a cop across the street, and the helicopter in the air...DEE dee dee...

6.Their excuses are priceless...
7. They are usually really dumb...
8. HIN is a way of life for them...
9. Your monster tach on your honda with i/h/e doesnt make us go "oh no, we can't race him, he has a tach."
I can't think of anyothers right now, but if you have more post em up...God I hate ricers...