Nobody tries this shit on my 'cause I drive grocery getters and a car that should belong to my mom.

Although I did have a ricer encounter the other day. I was traveling down a 2-lane 2-way 45 mph road. I was doing about 45 mph cause it was a construction zone, and as you hopefully know, the speeding fine doubles. I didn't want to take chances. Well all of a sudden (this was a double solid line road, mind you) I hear this shit-sounding exhaust 2 cars behind me and out flies this guy in an old Sentra going as fast as he can passing us in the other lane. He got in front of me and I quickly lost sight of him. 1 mile down the road I stop right behind him at a red light. As I passed him I LOL at him.