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you know you own a s13 when....

[ill just post some that i like...u can check out the link!]
1.Theres a pool of coolant under your car.
2. You can see yellow sponge poking from your drivers side left side support.
6. Your motor cost more then your car.
8. You dream about a new paint job.
10. You spend hours a day on a Nissan board.
11. You feel nostalgic when you see a 300z on the road, in a "younger-brother" kind of way.
12. Driving in 105 degree weather with 100% humidity with no air conditioning no longer bothers you.
13. mastered the "drink between the thighs" technique, or "shifting with one hand, holding drink with other.. who the hell is steering" technique.
19) You are often stuck in other people's cars b/c you forget to take your seat belt off.
28 if you've grown to love pop up headlights.
33) you feel embarrassed when u do a burnout cause theres only one mark
34) you hate 4 lug on rwd cause of offsets
35) your car has been mistakin for a front wheel drive
36) you dont mind dents and dings cause it gives you the "drifter" look.
38 you can't wait till your KA blows as an excuse for an engine swap.
39) you fear driving in the rain
40) you think you're a badass in your $2K car
41) you're happy of the fact that your S13 didn't come with any options because it's lighter
50) You actually know the part number for those silly struts for the hatch (fb only obviously).
51) You've actually laid in bed at night and thought, "three doors, three different keys?!? WTF?"
54) ....youre too cheap to buy quality parts.
56) You find yourself saying phrases like "It's JDM Yo!"
60) you'd rather have plain black door panels with holes in it than that nasty tweed.
61) you keep napkins in you center consle to clean the seat belt grease off your thumb
62) you've answered "sort of" to the question "do you have a back seat?"
65) .....Your A/c only works at night.
66) .....You have 34 missing screws through out the car
67) .....Driving a car that dosent pull to the right feels funny.
68 .....You paid cash for your car.
72) .....You fear rain water will get in your PVC pipe ram air.
77) -you have a love/hate relationship with s14s, and you crane your neck to look at em when you see them.... when you see other s13s though, you shake your head and wonder why that person doesn't know what he has.
79) you don't buy drinks w/o a screw-on cap
80) ppl think your headlights are broken because you set them in sleepy eye position
90) (Hatches) You've mastered the art of sorting through your trunk with one hand, holding the hatch up with the other. Or you've mastered the art of holding up the hatch with your head...
127) when your coilovers cost more than the car.
142) ....It gets mistaken for a probe or a saturn
188 every time you see a NA Z32 or a J30, you hope the dude recks so you can steal parts.
193) you want to take the nissan button and make it NAWWWSSSS
224) ....... when the windshield wiper switch has faded to a white-ish color
255) ....your ash tray spends more time in the back seat then in its place (cup holder)
272) you know you own a S13 when you watched drift bible, and he said the s13 had problems, you took offence.
278 ....when you have named your dog Nismo
283) - you've thought about silvia front, but then decided you like the kouki front, but then again, the silvia front looks nice in person, but then again....
320) ...when you rip the badges off your car so wannabe fags dont know what car it is

bah..too many..

oh...found something for s13 owners...