No shit. Anybody wanna tell me about cars that family members, friends, of they had once themselves that could possibly, maybe run any of my cars? Hell, even if you do know someone who used-to-could, I know people with faster cars than mine!

I had a guy dead serious with me one time, told me all about how bad ass his Mustang was and how it'd spank my SS. I got tired of listening to him and couldn't tell him to STFU since he was a friend of my roommate at the time, so I was like, "Fine, let's have a go." His response was, "Oh, I sold that car about a year ago." What a shit-talking asshole!

To keep on topic, no, that's never happened to me because I don't give a shit. The worst it gets for me is when I see some punk, driving a blacked out import for example, with a shit-eating, "My car is the baum, yo," grin on his face, and I'm driving the Cadillac. Then, and only then, do I think, "Man, too bad I'm not driving the SS right now!"