So last night, I went for a cruise with my buddy in his BMW 3 series convertible...Not to do anything in particular, just kinda cruise...so we pull up to a light next to a SRT-4...I look over and there are two guys in it...Both look no older than 14 ...So I guess they were new drivers...Anywho, asked what it had done, he said oh it was stage 3 and super fucking quick.....I look at the exterior, and there is green underglow on it.....

Now, before I tell the next part, I know that there are some quick ass SRT-4's around here, and they know who they are...Anyway, he does some revs and my friend looks at me and says "should I?"...I said, fuck yeah, why not...So Light drops green, we jump out about half a car, while the neon spins like none-other, and finally pulls about a car on us by like 85-90...DEFINATLY NOT STAGE 3......So I look over and the passenger gives me the finger..so naturally I say "Its still just a neon"...got the response "Fuck you asshole, I will fuck your mom"...we had a good laugh and went on our way...

This just once again proves why I hate to steriotype, but it fit so perfectly..

Cliff notes:
Cruise in BMW 3 series Convertible
Young SRT-4 Drivers
We lose by a car
Get a response of "Fuck you"..