Seems to me like you are puffing your fingers up writing about these 14 second car kill stories. But then maybe they are low 14's.
Also, I wasn't around when you had your Mustang or whatever is it that you had and I didn't know anything about you neither (not like you are talked of), it is just a few recent kill stories of yours (picking on slower cars), spiked my interested.

Anyways I will be there around 11pm, so if you are there, you are, but some have to work so I don't want to stay there much longer/