I don't think they where ever "designed" for performance either, just to give you the "intercooler look". Short rams are good. The difference between a short ram and a CAI is minimal if any. No risk of Hydrolocking either.
Good Luck with the car
Oh and I can assure you, people will make fun of it, if you do get one!!!! But it is your car............
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2002 Subaru WRX
1988 Honda Civic Hatch