Yeah I've already got a lawyer but thanks for the suggestion, Cecil. I just called him and he said that the pig has 5 days to file the ticket. He gave me a website address to track my ticket and see when it gets filed. If it isn't filed within 5 days, I'm off the hook. So I'll be checking the website for the next 5 days. If he files it, I have to go to the clerk of court and get a copy of it and fax it to him.

Which would be gay. I think I shouldn't have to pay for it if the cop's an idiot.

Haha I'll just tell the judge "Listen, I was an idiot for speeding, and the cop was an idiot for not putting my ticket in the envelope. So let's just call it even."