Originally posted by "leadfootedfool"

Lead Footed Fool: ooo man, that fart smelled like a hot dog
jadedfonz: HAHAHA!!!!!!!
Lead Footed Fool: beefy
jadedfonz: i let a SBD off in Denny's the other night by Karen. I promptly went and paid the bill
Lead Footed Fool: hahahaha!!
jadedfonz: i got a punch in the stomach in the parking lot for that one
jadedfonz: shit made my fingernails curl
Lead Footed Fool: damn
Lead Footed Fool: i'll tell ya my favorite
Lead Footed Fool: you have to be sitting in one of the particle board benchs, like subway, schlotskys, just a really hard bench
jadedfonz: hahahhaaha
Lead Footed Fool: those mofos echo through the whole store
jadedfonz: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Lead Footed Fool: its a fart megaphone
jadedfonz: LOL
jadedfonz: another nice one is when you're at like a booth and let a nice one.. and the person next to you feels it
Lead Footed Fool: hahhaha
Lead Footed Fool: yep