Daily driver = 93 del sol Si, jdm d15b w/p20lsd tranny = SLOWER than piss

So there is this half purple half primer 4dr eg coupe that always comes out on the weekends, this thing literally has the most worn out, slowest gsr swap in the whole world.. I was just cruising home from taco bell with the top off drinkin my mt. dew when he comes beside me revving like you wouldn't believe, I look to my passenger and was like wtf is this shit, he beeps at me so I yell at him "dude, its slow" and he just keeps revving.. Well naturally I get pissed and pull down to 2nd (sitting right at 5500 rpms) 3rd honk and I got out instantly by about a half a car, and finished up about 1-1.5 cars out by 120.. Come next to me at the red light, and hes like dude that thing is quick, I reply with "no, it seriously is the slowest thing I've ever owned" he rolls up the window and drives off