Damn, talk about not taking a joke lightly! What I was trying to say, in a more humorous way, is fuck modding your Grand Am. That V6 isn't going to produce dick worth of power, and it's an ugly and heavy car. Just drive it, enjoy having a working vehicle, and save your money to buy something worth tossing some cash into.

Modding a Grand Am would be like fucking your sister. Sure, it's going to feel good, but deep down you know it's the wrong thing to do. And just like fucking your sister, you're going to be made fun of as soon as people find out about it.