You own a Toyota. True Fanbois would have a list of 7 Mazda cars of varying levels of quality or worthlessness. Your daily would be an old 626 or 929, your tow vehicle would be one of those god awful b-series pickups, you'd have 2 NA rotaries bridge ported carbed open header and running high 13's low 14's (because you'd have no clue how to actually tune a carb), and a turbo currently not running. That and your sig and avatar would have to have no fewer than three rotary shapes/ rotor spinning gifs.