Alright kids listen up. The car is ONLY 300 bucks! I will not go through the trouble of taking pics. I'd rather call LKQ to come pick it up. You wanna know what it looks like come by and see it. Yes its road worthy. NO, i will not take payments on this...ITS ONLY 300 BUCKS! NO, i will not install another engine. If i put another engine in it i wouldn't be selling it. And if i did it would be for 1,500 bucks or more, and 1500 bucks would be a serious lowball. I hate to be a dick, but JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST ya'll: the sheet metal alone is worth more than 300 bucks. Hell you could part out the car for 3 or 4 times as much. The car does not run...that's why is ONLY 300 BUCKS! You will need to put some time in under the hood, but you will come away with more than tripleing what its worth verses what you have in it. Hell, i got more than 700 bucks in the new clutch, axles, timing belt, and labor costs.
I don't care how you wanna break it down....you can even consider it as buying a rolling shell. Even then you are still stealing it. So to fulfill my obligation of being a dick...stop with the bullshitting and the wasting of my time. NO PAYMENTS, NO I WILL NOT TOUCH THE CAR FOR REPAIRING IT, NO I WILL NOT TAKE PICS OF IT, AND NO I WILL NOT DO ANY OTHER REDICULOUS STUPID SHIT YOU KIDS CAN THINK OF. You get 300 bucks cash, get a trailer, get up with me for the address, then come pick up the car AND CLEAN TITLE.

Christ, i knew i should have thrown this on ebay first. It would have been gone long ago for a minimum of at least double of what i posted on here.