The 240 is gone
Philly Blunt picked mine up today, I now am riding around in air conditioned goodness: 91 Talon TSi FWD. Not exactly what I wanted, but the car is clean and the air blows ICE cold. It has poly mounts so it's a bit vibratey (is that even a word?) and needs to have the timing fiddled with. It'll work for now as it drives straight, rides great and has decent power for stock boost.
As for the 240, I will miss her dearly. I'm very sad about it's departure, but the call of boost and A/C was too much for me to resist in my old age. Farewell old friend.
*moment of silence*