Originally Posted by Frank

Sure sure, crack jokes, but I've actually had my Harley on the sidewalk before. Good night at Chili's, some Presidente Margaritas, and a missed turn. Why bust a U-turn and wait for a light when you can just take the sidewalk? So here I am, doing 35mph up the sidewalk, facing traffic no less, on my bike with the big ape hangers, looking like I do, and a sheriff rolls right past me. I think he was too confused to stop me.