My place. Friday June 17th.

Rules:

1. Drinking: Penis says he's bringing a keg, but I don't want a mess of beer in my house. Please be curtious. I would prefer there be no underage drinking, but if you're responsible about it you can drink. BYOB, but I may have some stuff people can drink.

2. No drama. No shit talking, no mean looks or words, NOTHING. If there is someone there that you don't like, shut up and have a good time and just ignore them or LEAVE.

3. If you're going to get naked, that's fine, just don't touch someone with your private parts that doesn't want to be touched. hahaha.

4. No narcotics. Smoking cigarettes is permitted by the pool, but you must put your cigarette in out in a cup of water or the tray.

5. If you spill something, fucking clean it up or at least tell me.

6. Stay outside on the patio or by the pool. The only way I'll let people in the house is if they need to piss or shit, NOT PUKE. If you're going to puke you're going home.

7. Just have a good time and be happy.

8. Do not touch my car or my parents' cars, especially the S55. You will be killed, no questions asked.

9. If you don't obey these rules I WILL chase your ass out (with force if needed. I have guns. ).

First come first serve to park in my driveway and on the street by my house. After that's taken up you have to park down at the dentist's office and walk. You can show up around 9 PM. (Unless you ask me if you can come earlier and I say yes.)

If you're interested, e-mail me at reginaratchet@gmail.com for directions.