Christ, that's all we need is female stock car drivers

"Oh there's a big crash in turn four, five cars involved!! Let's look at that replay and see what happened"

"If you look closely, you can see Mary applying lipstick right before clipping Dale Jr. and sending him into the wall"

Of course I don't know why it would be difficult to find a female driver for nascar anyway, it's easy to go fast and turn left, no talent required at all