hahaha...

'03 elantra:

love:
it gets me where i want to go - not to be underestimated.
it sounds nice (audio, not engine-wise).
it has an amazing warranty/roadside assistance - perfect for road trips.

hate (what's not to hate?):
it's slower "than shit running up hill."
it's dented and scratched all to hell.
it's an auto.

...i could keep going, but i won't... nobody wants to hear about my car.