Hmm.. if someone would like to email the DA the link to this.. it's game over for you. Seeing as you admit fault to everything.. ip can be traced to your home computer, there isn't a way out on that.
I'd delete this post. Unless someone you just cursed out saves a copy of this thread in an effort to fuck you.
Either way.. if I were a lawyer (will be eventually) I'd kick you out of my office.
-Jeff