AHAHAHAHA, no shit man, I just got pulled yesterday at lunch.
The cop says "son, we're gonna have to do something about that tag, I can't read it."
I looked down and behind me at the tag and go "oh shit, it did it again. It rubs against the tire and bends it up."
The cop says, "Pobabably from doing wheelies huh?"
I was like "haha, no, its from passengers, I have my rear suspension set soft and passenger make it bottom out over large bumps."
I proceeded to grab the tag and bend it back out and he said "Thanks, have a great day."

No license check or anything, total elapsed time was like one minute.