Kirk beat me with Poopra. Slowpra, BHGMobile, Dawg, and money pit also fit best.

Taco = Tacoma
Camary = Camry
Rolla = Corolla
Golf/GTi/Jetta = 2.Slow
Jetta = Jet
Camaro/Trans Am = F body ( none of you ever wouldve thought that!)
Mustang = Fox body (really?!)
Eclipse/Talon = Crankwalk-waiting-to-happen
Lancer Evolution = EVO
DMC-12 = DeLorean
Primered Camaro RS = Uninsured lowlife
Titan = Titanic
Newer Impalas = Limpala
RX300 = rich soccer mom
ES300 = high end Camry
Highlander = low end RX300

etc.etc.etc.