And THERE you have it folks! A list of things that I shall never do!

Yeah, trick or treat. That is one of the two spare heads that came with my car, the one with shit lodged in it. Nothing is wrong with my car (surprise, haters!) and all is well. I thought it'd be a good opertunity to exploit the day. Me and my friend were laughing our asses off.

1) "half of a spark plug" could NOT to that much damage, spark plug is too small.
2) Even if half of a plug was missing (how the fuck could that happen?) I sure as hell wouldnt be able to fit another one it perfectly like it is!
3) How many threads have I posted in that I dont street race?? Especially a schedualed one...I mean
4) Octane booster?! Did some of you think I actually fell for that bs?
5) I dont know of any EK hatches around here, hell all I know about them is that its a Civic, and thats it. I can also guarentee you that they sure as hell dont have enough spent into them to beat me if they are from around here.
6) Day care...I thought that alone would give it away. I'm always flamed for being young... haha....whatever
7) I'f I'm hearing cranking and grinding, I'm pulling over right away and turning it off!!!

Otherwise it was funneh