Don't feel too bad man. It is funny though lol. Is the battery the original gm battery? If so the terminal may be leaking battery acid. My last to gm vehicles had that problem. Luckily the camaro did have the starting issues, but my s10 did. Sometimes it would work, and other times it wouldn't. Anyway you might want to check into getting a new battery if the terminal is leaking, the acid will run down the cable and corode it pretty bad.