Old Mar 13, 2005 | 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by jabdrifter
easiest wayz of making an integra faster

1. disable the brakes and drive it down a mountain
2. fill it with bricks and drive it out of a plane= 0-133mph in less than 2 seconds
3. cargo it on a bullet train
4. take it to a crusher, turn it into thousands of small cubes, and throw them off the top of the empire state building
5. small stickers are 10 hp window banners are 20hp=more you get the faster you go
6. steely rims and a big ass wing will make you run 10's in the sand
7. tons of speakers in the rear
8. throw a 2jz in it-lol
im sure no matter what she does it will be faster and nicer than your "hachi" but ill stop being mean b/c i dont wanna make your "hachi" cry
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