so i go to happy hour tonight. get annoyed by this chick that's a total cock tease. anyway, i'm ready to leave and i get in my car and.... nothing. the fucking battery's dead. i've had absolutely NO problems with it... EVER. not lately, not in the past. i've got a turbo timer (i know, there's no real need for it) and a speaker in the trunk with an amp. i'm thinking somehow that might have drained the power. i'm wondering if the amp wires came together at all. the screws holding the speaker and amp in place came lose and it's flying all over my trunk.

anyway, after 5 minutes of jumper cables, the shit starts up fine and i get home, shut it off, and it started right back up. any ideas?

PS: it sucks when your warranty is up, and therefore your roadside assistance is up. 36,000 miles my big hard dick.