I think my gay-dar is going off and it's signalling 400HP930's homosexuality...

haha! his story sounds cool to me. I have heard of worse... it is the cop's choice to ARREST or NOT TO ARREST for like 3/4 offenses:
double the speed limit
speeding excess of 30
(which are both) reckless driving

DUI is mandatory arrest, as are some licensing offenses...

400HP930, just when you start to pull your head from your ass, you start missing the smell and go back....
tsk tsk, and I thought there was hope for you!
-Shawn