Jerm, jerm, jerm.

After all this months of complaining, you finally get to tap the much needed resource and now you complain.

I tell you what real sex is like.. Real sex is like grabbing on to your life to an artificial bull being controlled by a white man while trying not to squish your nuts to death after a shot of 151.

Awesome congrats jerm, now the key is keeping her coming back for more.