I would love that job, I'd do it for free. "Oh, you thought it was faster, it's not, get the fuck out!" "You beat your buddy that ran a 9.0, he probably felt sorry for you and let you win, get the fuck out!" "You thought that 4 inch exhaust tip would get you in the 9's? You were wrong, get the fuck out!" "you probably would have hit 9's if you didn't have that twin blade air brake mounted on your trunk, get the fuck out!" "Next time attach the bottle to something, I know, it looks fast, get the fuck out!" "It would have probably been fast enough had you actually bought the V-8 version, not put duals on a 4/6 cylinder, get the fuck out!" "Do you want me to call your mom and tell her you're here with her car? Get the fuck out!" I could go on for days