Originally posted by Ryde _Or_Die
"All neon lights are illegal and the owner/driver of a vehilce with any neon light is subject to being shot on sight."
I swear I got that from the Florida DOT's website 
quit being a moron and help the guy out... asshole
statute 657.325 paragraph 1.c.
"Any luminescent devices attached to a motor vehicle, if operated on public thoroughfares, shall be construed as an admission of homosexuality by the owner of said vehicle. This is a third class misdemeanor. In the event the illegal act is carried out on a Honda, the monetary penalty is to be doubled."
well, at least you don't have to double the fine
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and thinks it's really funny when her nose goes bloody
'cause the blow is so yummy and it keeps her tummy empty
and makes her act more friendly
