Originally posted by guadofreak
liquor in a popsicle!
"Catering to alcoholics since 2004."
"Helping conceal teenage drinking since 2004"
"Getting blitzed while taking a trip on memory lane since 2004"
Having trouble picking a slogan. 
That would go perfectly with my idea of a "booze truck." Same concept as an ice cream truck, only with alchahol. Cruise it around the neighborhood, play a goofy song and see how many adults partake.
